Jurassic Park Explorer Expedition
Isla Nublar, Costa Rica
Please review the following carefully before participating in any Jurassic Park activities.
Acknowledgement of Risk
I understand that participation in the Jurassic Park Explorer Expedition involves inherent risks, including but not limited to:
- Helicopter transportation
- Travel through remote tropical environments
- Encounters with large prehistoric animals
- Exposure to electrified perimeter fencing
- Temporary loss of communication systems
- Vehicle malfunctions
- Sudden evacuation procedures
- Running
- Running faster than anticipated
- Running while being pursued
Health Declaration
I certify that:
- I am physically capable of participating in expedition activities.
- I do not suffer from any medical condition that would prevent me from running for extended periods of time.
- I am not knowingly slower than the average member of my travel party.
- I understand that high heels are not recommended for jungle evacuation scenarios.
Velociraptor Policy
I acknowledge that Velociraptors:
- Are highly intelligent.
- Can open doors.
- Should not be approached under any circumstances.
- Are, according to park management, "perfectly safe."
Tyrannosaurus Rex Advisory
In the unlikely event of a Tyrannosaurus Rex containment failure, I agree to:
- Follow all instructions issued by park personnel.
- Remain calm.
- Avoid using camera flash photography.
- Avoid standing near large moving objects.
- Avoid being the slowest individual in my group.
Release of Liability
I hereby release Jurassic Park, InGen Corporation, Lost World Adventures, their employees, scientists, game wardens, geneticists, helicopter pilots, and associated entities from any liability arising from:
- Dinosaur encounters
- Dinosaur-related injuries
- Dinosaur-related property damage
- Dinosaur-related emotional trauma
- Dinosaur-related existential crises
- Any incident resulting from the resurrection of extinct species
Emergency Contact Preferences
Should an incident occur, please notify:
- My emergency contact
- My travel advisor
- My next of kin
- Whoever survives